OMG, WHAT TO WEAR

Earlier I was watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta - or maybe it's Georgia? I don't know but I couldn't finish it because of the personalities and staged drama. There was one comment in particular that was made by Phaedra in regards to one of the other "real" housewives: she had her arms swinging like she was she was from the south side. WHY ARE YOU STEREOTYPING YOUR OWN PEOPLE. SHE LITERALLY SAID THAT BLACK GIRL was acting "GHETTO" or "HOOD" (it's all the same honestly). If someone of a different color called someone hood or said they were acting like they were from the south side, ALMOST EVERY BLACK PERSON WOULD BE OFFENDED.

JESUS. EFFING. CHRIST.

Later today, I'm scrolling through the stupidity on Facebook and I see this article "24 Things Women Should Never Wear After Age 30". Its statements likes this one that make me question humanity. What the fuck. Where are people getting the idea that they're opinion on what others are wearing is relevant or needed? Even if you're the darn Fashion Police, someone else's appearance is none of your business. 

I swear there is something wrong with every form of "reasoning" this person produces.

#24 - Graphic Tees

"You're what we call a 'grown-up' now. Please Dress like an adult please." 

• Am I the only one who believes being a grown-up implies that you are capable and authorized to make your own decisions? Meaning how you represent and present yourself is up to you and only you? And what the hell does dress like an adult mean? I don't remember "adult" being a way to describe some's sense of style.

"Oh my gosh, Cindy your outfit is so cute - you look like an adult!"  No.

#23 - Bedazzled anything

"You're not 13, leave the rhinestones for a tween."

• Who would have thought the rhinestones on someone else's shirt would bother someone so much?

#22 - Blue Eyeshadow

"Actually no one should ever wear blue eye shadow. With the exception of drag queens."

• If something like blue eye shadow is a challenge for many people, then those who can overcome the challenge should be able to roam the streets proudly. Who are you to claim whether not something fits someone else. Sit the fuck down.

#21 - Victoria's Secret PINK

"PINK is targeted at teens and college girls. Wear your big girl panties please." 

• This is just a really condescending cunt-like thing to say.

#19 Sparkly Pants 

• If it's cute, and you're cute, their perception on it is irrelevant.

#17 - Non-matching Socks

"By age 30, you should be able to keep better track of your socks."

• What are you, the sock police? Who is ever that bothered by someone's socks. 

#16 - Hoop Earrings

"Only girls in high school can still pull off hoop earrings."

• That's like saying only children can like to color. 

#12 - Short Dresses

"You don't have to bare it all to be sexy."

• You're attempting to be sexy by showing skin? Why is that people are so critical of things that don't affect them specifically? If it does not represent you personally in a negative way, why is it something you must disagree with. 

#11 - Mini-skirts

"By this age, women should know it's always better to leave something to the imagination."

• Fuck you for deciding what women should know.

#9 Crop Tops

"Even if you have a bangin' body, leave these "shirts" for the young folk."

• Because young folk need to show off their bangin' body.

#8 - Cheap Bras

"Your breasts deserve proper support by this age."

• It's the breast support police, ah that make sense now!

#1 - Scrunchies

"If you're old enough to do your own hair, you should not be wearing scrunchies."

• Wait, a ponytail isn't a way to do your hair????